Bob was in his bathroom I was in mine. I hear a loud holy *&%$*& !
I walk down the hall and say "What?? What!!"
He says "a spider bigger than a 50 cent piece just walked out of the toilet paper roll"
I say "was its body really huge, I mean PUFFY and fat? THAT is what I saw in mine a few months ago. where is it? where IS IT???"
He answered " you don't have to worry about that one anymore"
"What if there are TWO?" I say.
He says "that is probably the one you saw."
I say... "oh no he may have a spouse! maybe even a pregnant one!!!
This was 2 weeks ago... and . For the past two weeks every time anything touched my leg in my bathroom I thought it was a spider. Once I dropped a tiny piece of toilet paper and as it brushed my leg I jumped and yelled.
One time I put some water on the back of my hair where I have a bald spot and a cowlick and the water rolled down my back and I thought it was a spider running down my back. Every time I take a shower I feel like one is going to run up my leg. I get soap in my eyes when washing my hair because I can't leave them closed because what if I don't see the spider???
Friday morning while cleaning the shower I moved the bottle of dog shampoo and out ran a giant spider the size of a Volkswagen. Her bad luck was I had a spray bottle of cleaner with bleach in my hand...
Along Came A Spider to her Death by Chlorine ... Now I spend every moment wondering if there's a family left behind of if they died with her....NEED I SAY I do not touch the toilet paper roll in the dark any longer?
PS. Thursday morning at the YMCA pool, I found a spider climbing down a web from the ladder to the pool side. I yelled for Brian, our lifeguard and he came and popped it with his hands. Thank You Brian.. I mean how would I get out of the pool if there was a spider on the ladder??? hummm???