Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Silly Sandra Santa Stuff

Sandra Claus Presents.........two of my favorite Santas.

where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? in the Claus=et



 what do you call Santas helpers? subordinate clauses



 Q: What do elves learn in school?    A: The Elf-abet!



Sled on in tomorrow for More of Silly Santa Stuff from Sandra Claus...............

17 comments:

Lucy (aka RHarper) said...

Very cute! :))

Argent said...

Excellent jokes and lovely vbrant pictures!

Mama-Bug said...

Cute Santa's! Have a wonderful day Sandra.

From the Kitchen said...

We had a small dinner party last evening and I could have used your jokes! Love the jolly Santas!

Best,
Bonnie

Sunny said...

I love your little Santas.
Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a HO-HO-HOtel!
☼ Sunny

Ginny said...

Cute jokes. And santa can rest assured that you will never show him in a bad light. Mrs. Claus my have gone a wee bit overboard on the mascara, wonder if the North Pole T.V. reception has been picking up old Tammy Faye Bakker shows?

George said...

Sandra Claus is in rare form today. But she does take good pictures.

Remington said...

Ha, ha, ha! I am running a little late here -- had to hurry and get to your blog for my daily funny....wouldn't want to go thru Sandra withdrawls!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Funny ones, Sandra.... Love your corny jokes... They make my day!!!!

Love those Santas also... If I had room (and I don't) --I would probably start collecting Santas... I have a few --but have never really collected them. Your two are precious.
Hugs,
Betsy

Chatty Crone said...

LOL Sandie

Ann said...

cute Santa's and cute jokes. I'll be here with jingle bells on tomorrow for more :)

A Brit in Tennessee said...

Lol...I'm smiling at your jokes, and hoping I can remember to tell them tomorrow at work.
Such sweet little santas :)
Love your header picture, I forgot to mention earlier.

S. Etole said...

Ho, Ho, Ho-ing ...

LC said...

Love photos and puns, esp. subordinate clauses! Don't stop. I am a pun-a-holic!

Kilauea Poetry said...

Lol..you and Mrs Claus may have had one too many night caps! Just look at her expression! Well these are cute!
I just got back from a long day in town and I have a big fat head ache..at least this gave me some relief!

Ann said...

very funny jokes.

SquirrelQueen said...

Too funny! You have some really great Santas in your collection, these two are really nice.

I saw your note on the sidebar about acronyms and internet shorthand. One I use sometimes is IMHO...In my humble opinion. And TTFN....TaTa for now.