I stepped out the door, pulled my bathing suit off the drying rack and put it on for my pool exercises. I realized my best Friend Leonard was sitting on the fence, grabbed the Rebel and stood and chatted, can you see how much he likes me? he really does let me get within just about a foot away and when I talk he listens and cocks his head side to side.
As I stood there, I felt something squiggly inside my suit just above my waist.
"EEKK there is something in my suit. "
"No, there isn't, it's all in your mind" Hubby's standard comment for any and all EEKS
I jerked off the suit and shook it and an itty bitty teen weeny about and inch long lizard fell on the pool deck (yes we have privacy fence, in case you are wondering). he was of course minus his tail from me shaking him.
"SEE! SEE! there WAS something in my suit."
"there was NOT? as he bends to pick it up. And it was a lizard and it was somewhat alive and wiggling.
I get in the pool and while holding on the side with one arm to do my gate leg exercises (don't ask) I feel something crawling up my arm. EEK it was a VERY LARGE Beetle.... EEK there's a beetle on me
it looked just like this one that I saved from the pool, but I had to dive in archives to find this photo because I could not snap a shot of the one on my arm because while screaming I flung him so far he went over the fence.
I paddle down to the deep end, and while doing my fake riding a bike in water thing, I see a Walking Stick (the bug kind) and while looking at him and wishing for my camera a LIVE bee swims past me caught in the current. and NO this one is not alive and is also form the archives from former pool incidents.
Now I ask you was I in peril or NOT? What think ye?