Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the Boss's office."What is the meaning of this?" The Boss asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had."
"Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
Answer is: I took a black poster board outside and held it behind the flowers.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?