Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I Used to be....

I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Derek - Arizona 
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Above is a Palm Fern at Selby Gardens
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.  I used to be a funny bunny, WHAT HAPPENED???

13 comments:

SquirrelQueen said...

You are one very funny lady!

I love your shots of the Staghorn fern, it is so pretty. What kind of palm is in that last photo?

Catherine said...

Grooooaaaaannnnnn! LOL! ;)

Happy Wednesday Sandra!
xo Catherine

LC said...

Very punny norning to you, Madsnapper! And thanks Squirrel Queen for staghorn ID and posing my question?The palm shi is interesting texture and patterns.

Mama-Bug said...

You haven't lost your touch Sandra! You're still quite the funny girl! Love the fern on the palm tree.

SweetMarie said...

You're so silly! You crack me up!
I like all the pics, especially the last one...wow!

TexWisGirl said...

oh, sandra! :)

Remington said...

You just made my day! Thank you!

Deb said...

you crack me up Sandra...love the photos...

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laughs! Photos are great, too.

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

HA! HA! HA! Nice pictures,by the way.

Susannah said...

What a girl! Way to go!

Susannah

Ann said...

Well you've been busy in your lifetime with all those career moves....lol
My favorite of course is the one about the baker. I guess maybe I was bread for it

Chatty Crone said...

You really got some funny ones today - enjoyed it all. sandie