I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.
Derek - Arizona
Above is a Palm Fern at Selby GardensJohn Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. I used to be a funny bunny, WHAT HAPPENED???