I Used to be....

I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.

I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Derek - Arizona 

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

 

Above is a Palm Fern at Selby Gardens

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.  I used to be a funny bunny, WHAT HAPPENED???