|find cousin Leon the lizard in above photo|
To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning, bless your heart!
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in:
"Going to town, be back directly."
On the lighter side...
The Real Story of the Earthquake...
Seismologists have determined that the earthquake in Washington D. C. was not caused by a fault line, but by our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves!