Sunday, March 26, 2017

Window of opportunity....


I first tried Windows Explorer but I could find no windows puns, probably because they are transparent...... even if I could find a pun, it might be to paneful to read.
Update these are not bars but vertical blinds
I did find a few One Liners.....
Sign on a music store window"  "come in and pick out a drum- then beat it!

Some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity.

The carpenter shuddered at the thought of exposed windows.

Found these on Puns and Jokes....

18 comments:

Ann said...

I shutter to think what the world would be like without puns. I'm glad you were able to find some. I suppose it was a double pane trying to find them though.

Breathtaking said...

Another hoot!:) I am glad I can post on your, block Sandra, ..always a pleasure, and so much fun to read your puns.:)

eileeninmd said...

Hello, I look forward to your pun post. I am glad you found some window puns. Happy Sunday, enjoy your day and the new week ahead!

Gayle - venturesinphotos said...

At least they allow you to post from behind bars. ;)
The carpenter one line reminded me of. 'as the blind man picked up his hammer and saw'.

Karen said...

I'm so glad to find someone who likes puns. My family groans at my witty comebacks and puns :( I'll bet you loved knock knock jokes as a kid!

Madi and Mom said...

Mom says please keep your windows open she might be peeping in to get help on Windows 10...she knows it is gonna be paneful. Yep they are goin' puter shopping tomorrow. Current HP was my Papa's mom got it in 2013 when it was 4 years old. The Geeks have worked on it twice and in 2015 they advised it had ~2 more years life. MOLMOLOL
Hugs madi your bfff

Mildred said...

This is too cute, Sandra. Hope you have a good day. Rainy here.

Dory and the Mama said...

Love looking out your beautiful window and giggling at your puns!!!

Ida said...

You are so good at finding puns to share. I enjoyed these.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

The pucture and the reference to a computer program seem to grab me and send my imagination into gear. The pons are the add on. Thanks for always pushing creative buttons.

SweetMarie said...

I'm so enjoying your palm tree. :)
we looked at houses yesterday and visited two GNC stores. one of the homes had a large pond out back and there was a huge snake sunning himself. our realtor got a short video of him, but the snake was fast and slithered into the pond in a flash. I said I don't need to look at anymore of the house. lol I don't need the dogs fighting snakes.
met a nice lady at each store, very knowledgeable. one had a degree in nutrition and was really nice.
happy Sunday to you!

Cat Lover said...

Very funny Sandra. I am amazed you find appropriate puns for each post!

Ginny Hartzler said...

Funny! But best of all, I love your trick of the eye! Blinds that look like bars. A gorgeous outside, but behind bars. A prisoner of puns!

Rose said...

LOL...I thought they had put you behind bars....

Mevely317 said...

What a pretty view!
Have to admit, when looking at this on my phone I would have sworn your verticals were iron bars. Paneful, indeed!

Pam Jackson said...

That window would be a nice one to look out from the office! You have been so full of yourself the last couple of days...I love it.

Hootin' ♥ Anni said...

Windows10 is paneful
That's as good as it gets...'cause you'=e full of punny funs

Hootin' ♥ Anni said...

Windows10 is paneful
That's as good as it gets...'cause you'=e full of punny funs