Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Clock is Ticking

The clock is ticking, the New Year approaches, 2011 is 2 days away, it's time for me to turn over a new leaf and consider a resolution to Stop The Corny Jokes in the new year.....

Use the above to do the She will, She will not, She will, She will not......

What did the digital clock say to his mother?        A: Look ma no hands!

Why can't you keep a clock in jail?    A: Because time is always running out.



A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked "What's that big brass basin for?" "That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off, it's 2 a.m., people sleep you know!"

Will She or Will she NOT! stop the corny jokes. What think ye?

21 comments:

Mama-Bug said...

Great post Sandra; really liked the last frame. Hope you have a great new year!

Sunny said...

Will she? Will she not? Time will tell!
☼ Sunny

Tipper said...

Well I hope not!! Here's one of Pap's old sayings for you: Even a broke clock is right twice a day.

George said...

I'm skeptical that she can stop. Besides, we would miss all the corny jokes.
I really like your quote at the end.

KleinsteMotte said...

This post is priceless.

Beverly said...

Timely post! No, she won't.

Ginny said...

I LIKE the corny jokes!!! And I also think those pics of the digtal time are way cool!!

DawnTreader said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Aryo
Aryo who?
Are you serious about stopping the jokes?!

S. Etole said...

a healthy addiction, perhaps!!!

Julie Reynolds said...

this was great, and I love the corny jokes. Keep them coming.

From the Kitchen said...

Keep those jokes coming!

Best,
Bonnie

Remington said...

She will NOT stop! Please don't....please.please.please don't! I love your jokes and your pictures!

Ann said...

The flower says she will give up the corny jokes but we all know that flowers lie and since I love your jokes I hope you don't believe the flower :)

Kilauea Poetry said...

This was cute..but you can't tell the end till your done counting.. I agree with Ann.
Sandra..it is almost here!! Yikes..so true about time too- hope you have a fabulous evening my friend!! Very pretty flower and I'll mention again that I luv your header!!

Ann said...

when I was little, I always couldn't finish my homework in time. I stayed up late with my dad, the clock went tick tock tick tock. I hated it.

Snapper II said...

Madsnapper.
Idon't get it I put the pointer on the flower and started clicking, nothing happened. are not the petales supposed to drop off or something.

Ha Ha

Chatty Crone said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! sandie

A Brit in Tennessee said...

I love your jokes :)
I've so enjoyed your pictures throughout the year, and look forward to more visits back and forth over the coming year.
Happy and Healthy New Year, to you and yours !
Hugs,
Jo
x

Madeline said...

Did you ever think in the 50's that we would make 2011? But here we are... Life long friends with hopefully many years to go. I like your jokes and I really like the last frame and sentiment. Happy New Year my friend! Love you.

SquirrelQueen said...

No, no! Now is not the TIME to stop the jokes. Corn is good, I like corn ..... corn on the cob, popcorn, creamed corn (well maybe not creamed) and funny corn.

Great post today Sandra, I really like that quote.

Stacey Dawn said...

DO NOT stop those jokes - love them... love the chuckles... and love that last quote!