The clock is ticking, the New Year approaches, 2011 is 2 days away, it's time for me to turn over a new leaf and consider a resolution to Stop The Corny Jokes in the new year.....
What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!
A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked "What's that big brass basin for?" "That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off, it's 2 a.m., people sleep you know!"
Will She or Will she NOT! stop the corny jokes. What think ye?