What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!
A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked "What's that big brass basin for?" "That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off, it's 2 a.m., people sleep you know!"
Will She or Will she NOT! stop the corny jokes. What think ye?
21 comments:
Great post Sandra; really liked the last frame. Hope you have a great new year!
Will she? Will she not? Time will tell!
☼ Sunny
Well I hope not!! Here's one of Pap's old sayings for you: Even a broke clock is right twice a day.
I'm skeptical that she can stop. Besides, we would miss all the corny jokes.
I really like your quote at the end.
This post is priceless.
Timely post! No, she won't.
I LIKE the corny jokes!!! And I also think those pics of the digtal time are way cool!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aryo
Aryo who?
Are you serious about stopping the jokes?!
a healthy addiction, perhaps!!!
this was great, and I love the corny jokes. Keep them coming.
Keep those jokes coming!
Best,
Bonnie
She will NOT stop! Please don't....please.please.please don't! I love your jokes and your pictures!
The flower says she will give up the corny jokes but we all know that flowers lie and since I love your jokes I hope you don't believe the flower :)
This was cute..but you can't tell the end till your done counting.. I agree with Ann.
Sandra..it is almost here!! Yikes..so true about time too- hope you have a fabulous evening my friend!! Very pretty flower and I'll mention again that I luv your header!!
when I was little, I always couldn't finish my homework in time. I stayed up late with my dad, the clock went tick tock tick tock. I hated it.
Madsnapper.
Idon't get it I put the pointer on the flower and started clicking, nothing happened. are not the petales supposed to drop off or something.
Ha Ha
HAPPY NEW YEAR! sandie
I love your jokes :)
I've so enjoyed your pictures throughout the year, and look forward to more visits back and forth over the coming year.
Happy and Healthy New Year, to you and yours !
Hugs,
Jo
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Did you ever think in the 50's that we would make 2011? But here we are... Life long friends with hopefully many years to go. I like your jokes and I really like the last frame and sentiment. Happy New Year my friend! Love you.
No, no! Now is not the TIME to stop the jokes. Corn is good, I like corn ..... corn on the cob, popcorn, creamed corn (well maybe not creamed) and funny corn.
Great post today Sandra, I really like that quote.
DO NOT stop those jokes - love them... love the chuckles... and love that last quote!
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