Why does Santa like to go down chimneys? Because it soots him!
Won't all that soot make him sick? No. He's had his flue shot.
But isn't he afraid he'll get stuck? Yes, he gets Santa Claus-trophobic.
But what if there's a fire in the fireplace? Santa then becomes Krisp Kringle!
******** What do you get when you cross a sheep with a cicada? Baa Humbug! If you don't have time to listen to the whole video, drag it to 1.42 and here that Sax...