Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Sooo.. this is NOT Rudolph!

Why does Santa like to go down chimneys? Because it soots him!


Won't all that soot make him sick? No. He's had his flue shot.

But isn't he afraid he'll get stuck? Yes, he gets Santa Claus-trophobic.

But what if there's a fire in the fireplace? Santa then becomes Krisp Kringle!
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a cicada? Baa Humbug!
If you don't have time to listen to the whole video, drag it to 1.42 and here that Sax...

15 comments:

CambridgeLady said...

Sad to see you are no longer following "Just Waffling". Fair enough ....... but I shall miss your visits :( Hope you and your family have a Very Merry Christmas. (I hope I did nothing to upset you and you were just tidying up your blogspace .....)

Ann said...

Krisp Kringle...rofl you are too much and I love it.
Love that sax, always enjoy hearing the Christmas tunes.

DawnTreader said...

Hoho-haha-aaargh again at your jokes ... (smile) Oh and I love how you combined that bird neck with the candy sticks!!!

photowannabe said...

Love, love, love this blog. Jokes are so corny and funny. I must remember them for my Grandkids. Really nice video and that sax is "smooth...like butter".

Beverly said...

Those flamingos are great, even if they are not Christmas red. Sandra, your jokes are so corny, but I love them. You must have quite a lot of them on file. It's always fun to come here, even when I do not comment.

Kilauea Poetry said...

Well well, so you x'd a blogger did you (lol)? It's sort of like using an abrasive scrubber on your sink (did you like that)..should I make two comments case you want to delete this? Don't you dare ..good or bad (snicker). I love the colors of your framed pelican..I will listen to the sax:)

Kilauea Poetry said...

I know, my humor can be outrageous..so, I'm giving you the option (smile).
Your framed birds are gorgeous!! Now I think this sax & sultry voice would go even better perhaps as a background with my dinner tonight for a candle lit mood- as I'm cooking up Salmon and jasmine rice!

Lucy (aka RHarper) said...

So beautiful. And you're right about the sax!

Remington said...

Big smiles here! Thank you! After last nights football game I needed it! That is a funny looking birdie....I have never seen one like that in Zone 3....

Ginny said...

The sax is mournful and beautiful. And I recognize quite a few of the images on the video. Milli Fiori Favoritti's blog has those same big red balls in the fountain as her header! They are in New York. Also some of the other things are in New York. But my favorite is the Russian temple, or whatever it is, wow! I love the flamingo, especially the touches of black, so beautiful, an amazing Christmas decoration from God! I continue to love your jokes and am going to print them all out and record most of them on the prayer line!

S. Etole said...

I share your jokes with my grandson ... he smiles!

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh my, can you imagine an flock of flamingos pulling Santa's Sleigh? Maybe in south Florida!

The jokes are definitely funny but now I'm thinking about making some CORN for dinner. LOL and HoHoHo!

srp said...

Sometimes the flamingo look so perfect.... they almost look like they are fake. Those black bands on the wings are gorgeous! Rudolph indeed.

WhatKarenSees said...

Not Rudolph? You could have fooled me!

Stacey Dawn said...

What gorgeous flamingoes! Love the candy cane borders... sa-weet!