Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas? "Fleece Navidad."
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter? Mice skates.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missile-Toe.
13 comments:
Great post, love your jokes)) Have a great Christmas!
Great blog. When the season is over I'm going to miss these jokes.
All I can say is Ho Ho Ho.
Dear Sandra, your posts are so fun and entertaining. Thanks for sharing them and make me smile. :-)I like your photos with lots of glitter and light. The photos from your previous post are absolutely fantastic.
I love, love, love the Coke commercial!! The bugs all look REAL! Hmmm...maybe I should water my poinsetta with Coke! You have put the giggles into Christmas, and I know that everyone is going to miss these jokes, they are a bright spot in the season. Phil and I are sitting on the couch laughing.
Sending our love this Christmas for you and your family.
Best Regards,
Dave, Eng and Ysabelle
Ahhhhh.... love the Missle toe!!!!! Cute!
Those were great, as was the video! Thank you for the smiles this holiday season....you are the one bright spot in my day!
Can't help smiling at that commercial either...
Such beautiful jewel tones in those ornaments.
I knew the one about the sheep. Years ago I made up a trivia game for my kids to play Christmas morning. I included some jokes and that was one of them. I loved it.
That coke commercial was awesome. Very smart bugs :)
Ho Ho..first elf all, I luv luv your fabulous header hibiscus!! I planned to put something red up but haven't gotten around to it yet. So pretty..
All for coke, did those cute bugs really need that sugar high?! that was dreamy and neat. The wreath and bulbs are lovely Sandra!!
So glad to see you keep on spreading the Christmas cheer. I just want to know if the corny jokes keep coming after Christmas???
I remember that commercial, it was fun to see it again. Great jokes Sandra, thanks for all the giggles.
Beautiful photos of the ornaments and wreath.
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