Counter ART?

There I sat, playing Word With Friends on my tablet. I noticed a 1 on the PIP app, which means they added something. I tap on it, I tap on Paint, it take a pic of the counter, I continue to tap about 87 times..

what you see on counter

1. dollar bill from my pocket.
2. food journal/pen
3. coupon for kmart
4. receipt kmart

5. smart phone
6. thingy I heat in microwave for aching neck  most likely caused by playing on tablet

7. dog eye drops
8. house phone

Suddenly it dawned on me!

PUT DOWN THE TABLET NOW AND CLEAN OFF THE COUNTER.

Tiny Little Cook Needed

Does anyone know a tiny little cook, to fit in my tiny little kitchen, to cook my tiny little meals?

What in Carnation is this? Romaine Calm! all is well. Just let this sink in.. This post  is not such a big dill!   Lets Just have a little pun here.... repeat this  after me...  Ha Ha, you Kale Me!

While Watching my tiny little TV, while playing with my tiny tablet, I realized there were tiny flowers in a Jug..

Not John Deere

Isnt' this the cutes cart ever? We found this at Home Depot and as I snapped, I was ooohhh and ahhhhhhhing and saying I have never seen anything like this.  It has side pockets and a place to hold things on the back..

And Suddenly, John Deere  Gorilla Bob, plopped on it and gave me a look of disgust, like he did not KNOW I was taking photos.  The name on it says Gorilla Cart

For the ultimate gardener I think, or in this case The Auto Mechanic Gorilla Bob. I wanted to try it out but knew if I sat on it Bob would have to pick me up off of it and embarrassment would be my name