Monday, August 29, 2016

YES! I Snailed It..






I found this snail in the back yard... can you guess what is coming?

How do snails fight?   They slug it out!!!



Do you hate snail puns? are they just to slow?
   I snailed it, didn't I? Isn't he specshell?

if you want a few laughs, pop over to Bored Panda Snail Puns







Sunday, August 28, 2016

I Had A Dream...



I had a dream...yesterday...

Bob and I were in bed, drinking our coffee as we do each morning.

I had the new laptop on the bed with us.(surprise)

The laptops new trick was each time a curse word/bad word was said the phone would ring and a loud recorded voice would say.. "that word is not acceptable"...

When we discovered this trick, we were trying different words to make the phone ring,

Damn.... Ring Ring... and I would close the laptop and it would not ring, open it and it would ring and say Word is not Acceptable....

Picture two Ancient People, in bed with coffee, opening and closing a laptop and saying Curse Words and giggling... like I said... I had a dream....


I have created an App called "Cursing Cure "  If Your Words Are Not Acceptable....download now.. You have a choice of male/female recorded voice.  

Saturday, August 27, 2016

My Laptop Died..


My six year old HP laptop has a deceased Motherboard. The Repair Guy Said Toss it.. I did. After setting up the new Asus Notebook, I sat thinking.... ...............................

if you know me, you also know that could be dangerous to YOUR health...


Suddenly I realized I had played with every thing but THE WebCam....
I turned it on. 
Are you shocked to the core??? 
 I snapped my smiling and Oh so chubby old face

AND I reached out and grabbed....

A CAMERA

Silly Me, HEH HEH HEH

And then....and then.... I said to Bob.... this laptop MAKES VIDEOS... Wooooo HOOOO
I am hoping you can open the one I made. If not.. Boo Hooooo

I don't  hate Windows 10 as much as I did..... I do understand it better after FIVE hours of MESSING with it...
video
I've Said to much, Bye Now