Joys Of Old Age part 1

 

I have learned so much from my AARP magazine. This month is one of my most favorite issues of the magazine. 

Above is the article on Sam Elliott. I learned he was 40 before he married, he Married Katherine Ross in 1984 and is still married to her.

His father once told him he did not have a chance of a snowball in hell in Hollywood. 

Wow! was he wrong

Sam can sit on my chair any time...

I also learned something about one of my favorite authors, David Baldacci, 

while While working his way through college, he worked as Pinkerton Security for 4 dollars and hour. He sat in a guard shack during the grave yard shift with nothing to do but read.

He read In Cold Blood and that book made him decide to become and author.

Link to Magazine article HERE

AARP article

 10 Mysteries of the Human Body by Julie Stewart

I loved it. A few of the ones I related to...

Why have I sprung a leak? (women you know what this is about)

How come I am suddenly drenched? (who, me?)

Who moved the bathroom? (my personal favorite)

Where Did these SPOTS come from? (the pretty brown spots from nowhere)

AND

Is it me, or is my nose getting Bigger... (my ears are to)

Don't fret yet.....

the answer is.. NO, they are not getting bigger, the bones and fat are sinking inward, making the nose LOOK bigger....same thing goes for why my ears look like taxi car doors open. The ears are drooping, the face is sinking inward, making the ears APPEAR larger.

Now don't you feel better? Just Knowing the Mysteries of OLD AGE and the reason we  have them...

Misery loves company.

BUT WAIT! there's MORE  to be continued