Thursday, March 17, 2016

The Green of it All

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Irish... Irish you a Happy St. Patricks Day


TexWisGirl said...

happy green day!

Linda P said...

Wishing you a happy day!

eileeninmd said...

Good morning, this post made me smile. So cute. Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you!

Happy Thursday, enjoy your day!

Madi and Mom said...

Standing ovation clapping wildly here
We have loved all the jokes this week
May Irish eyes smile on you all day
Hugs madi and mom

Michaele said...

Great post! Love the last shot!

Denise inVA said...

Happy St Patrick's Day Sandra, a lovely post to be sure and I especially enjoyed the little Leprechaun in the last shot :)

Dory and the Mama said...

What wonderful St. Patrick's Day fun!!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Rose said...

Happy Patty day!

Ann said...

Cute stuff. I guess I must be a leprechaun since I'm apparently hard to get along

Mevely317 said...

These are precious. Thanks for the smiles!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Irish you a wonderful weekend, Sandra! Hugs!!!

jandi said...

I hope you had a wonderful St Patrick's day!

Gail said...

Hope your St Paddy's Day was great.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute post for St. Patty's Day. I really enjoyed the jokes. I was out of the house for 10 1/2 hours on Thursday. Just trying to catch up now!