Saturday, December 31, 2016

New Years Eve 2016

Last Bad Jokes of 2016
What does a nosey pepper do??? get jalapeno business

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Need Advice for your Resolutions??

Just before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, lift your left leg.
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.

And remember these wise words from Alicia Moss.

I won't want a cookie, not even a lick,
I will want only to chew on a celery stick.

I won't have biscuits, or cornbread or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly CRY...

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Fun In the Sun Kitchen Adventures

REPOST from The Past

Washing all these dishes can be very draining.... but we can have also have pun in the sun..

All of these dishes belonged to my grandmother, then my mother and now ME..

Grandmas Ipod
"You're So Varicose Vein" by Carly Simon
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" by the BeeGees
"I Can't See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash
"These Boots Give Me Arthritis" by Nancy Sinatra
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" by the Commodores
"I Get By with a Little Help from Depends" by the Beatles
"Talking' �Bout My Medication" by the Who

"I Heard It through the Grape Nuts" by Marvin Gaye

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Pain at the Pump

Paying at the pump is Pain at the Pump....

I tried a new station below because I saw the 10 cents a gallon less.
Photo taken in November.. our gas is now 2.29 per gallon.
Imagine my shock while I stood gassing up the car when I realized the cheaper price said..
Cash or Marathon Credit Card.
I have no idea what I paid because I did not look at the pump while it was running. 
I do know it cost me 29 dollars for half tank of gas.
Do you shop gas or do you use the same station all the time?

Monday, December 26, 2016

All She's Got

Jake said NO.. so this is all I have for you today..
What do you call a lizard that sings? a Rap-tile

The one hand of bananas that came to late in the season, is now nothing but dried leather. I do hope you find this photo a-peeling....

A 7 foot long gaggle of roots hanging from our night blooming cactus that lives in a pine tree.
OK, I guess I better Gecko....

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Tiny ornaments

this snowman is less than an inch, they came years ago on a tiny 12 inch tree, with tiny ornaments. There are angels and rocking horses and santas and some are only 1/2 inch long.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Culver's Tree and a Burger

Phone Pic while eating burgers at Culvers
I may have an eating disorder.... when she sat the baskets on the table, I said I am eat'n disorder.

Art Brave in Lunapic

Art Sadness in Lunapic

Thursday, December 22, 2016

PicMonkey PHUN again

this one if for you Ann..see that tiny snowman?

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

North Nook- Santa's Village

This might look like I changed it to black and white and painted in the color. this is out of the camera. it was early light outside and I used my flash. it turned all black but the color.. I love these antique Santa's and have had them for 32 years. They were old when I bought them. Made In Japan.. anyone remember that?

If you would like to see other pics of reindeer and Santas in past post, here you go... Reindeer,    Santa's  

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Angel from my nook

1. Remove Angel from nook, sit on counter with junk and Snap! with phone.
2. email to my desktop.

3. Mirror in PicMonkey, change to black and white, blur background

4. click Fairy Art in Lunapic
5. Animate in Lunapic

Monday, December 19, 2016

Just the Three of us

Daddy and Jake walking each other and just the three of us sharing the December sunshine in the kitchen. Jake looks like he is talking to Daddy but he is in fact turning his face away from the camera. Again. The scratches on Daddy's knees are from the Set To of an careless owner letting his dog run free and said dog attacking Jake on the leash and in the Melee Daddy kicked at the dog and while standing on one leg Daddy was dragged down on all fours like the dogs. No dogs were injured, but daddy had elbows, hands and knees and ankles scraped.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

You all warm my heart

Let me shed some light on this situation.  One candle holder said to the other, you warm my heart, but You can't go out tonight because I have no candle to hold.

See the difference in candle light and white light.. Golden Glow or Glitter White

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Adopt Don't Buy

17 dogs that no one wants....Cute puppies grow up...If you buy, it is a commitment.. Save a Dog for Christmas...

Friday, December 16, 2016

Canine Christmas 2016-Left Over Photos

This was somepawdy... Apaws! Apaws! for the best drinks in town....

The barking lot was super friendly, no pawtyguards needed...

Everyone looked quite fetching, and no one raised a ruff....   but this guy wanted Breakfast at Sniff-anys....  luv you furever guys.