Keys to Happiness while living with Murphy

 

Funny thing happened while scanning my groceries last week.

 I carry my keys on a ring that I wear on my middle finger on my right hand, I do not carry a purse

except on rare trips to medical facilities when I need papers and stuff.

I carry my debit card and drivers license and a card that says I have a dog at home that 

needs help in a wrist wallet.

10 items scanned and the screen said NNNT NNNT error, not in system

lay aside and call cashier

What? then I realized I had the keys on my finger and it had scanned the bar code 

for Winn Dixie discount. 

Before Brain Fog, I always use the safety pin that is on the key ring to attach keys  to my clothing

while scaning.

Feeling like an idiot, I called the cashier and said I accidently scanned my WD card because my keys were on my hand.

She said no problem, this happens a lot!

I said Really? She said Really! and I said well I learned my lesson.

She smiled and said Good. and walked away.

The Very Next Week Murphy was still on my shoulder.

I scanned a lot! on the next to the last purchase, I laid 2 squash on the pad and pushed look up price, and tapped the picture of the squash and NOTHING HAPPENED.

I tapped it 3 times. I tried Back Up 

NOTHING HAPPENED

My Friend the cashier came over and said just tap it again, she tapped it 3 times, she tapped Back Up 3 times, and said

I hate to say this but you will have to go to another checkout and

RE-SCAN all your items.

this one has to be shut down restart!!!!

I pushed the basket over and sat each bag, took the wand and started scaning, she said I can do it for you if you want me to. I said no I am used to Murphy's law.

Not only die he stop the computer but he waited until the LAST TWO ITEMS!

Why couldn't it freeze on one of the first 3 items.

She and I were laughing so hard she might get written up for playing on the job.

I see her every Saturday and she is like a friend

Sunday AM I had to return and item and when I passed her leaving the store, I said I can't talk to you, Murhpy lives in your lane, I have to hurry, Bob and the dog are waiting in the car

I love Wal-Mart and I love Amazon! I love scanning my own purchases!

Just so you know people whom I know that don't love any of the three!

HAHA

PS I also love PicMonkey because I can make funky  keys photos.