Monday, September 26, 2022

Tales of TP


cartoon photo taken with cell phone

Most of us despise changing out the roll of toilet paper.
For about 6 weeks I have fought with the TP each time it ran out.
Today I celebrated when I added this, the LAST one of 24 to my roller.

It's aggravating enough when the HOLE is ROUND.
Each of 24 roles, had either OVAL or SQUISHED or Dinged on each side.

The entire 24 looked like they had been stomped, kicked and or a truck with big tires ran over the box.
Did the happen at Wal-Mart? at the factory of Great Northern? 
Did the truck driver do it? 
Annoying to the Nth Degree

I am SO thankful I did not put that package in Bob's bathroom.

I searched for  a FREE drawing of a role of TP and jokes or puns and Wow! I found one and Monkey me on the roll. Will email the above to the highest bidder!!!!

Did you know

You can buy a drawing of a roll of toilet paper for 1.57 on ebay ? 

Need a roll of Toilet paper that says just Roll with it on the paper? Etsy 

Get Searching! I had a great time shaking my head and thinking


Screen Snip of Google Search for drawings of toilet paper


Catherine - Mixed Media Artist said...

we have at our disposable the most fascinating encyclopedia of both serious and fun facts - and of course there is always money to made if we are keen enough to place it online...

Tigger's Mum said...

🤣😹 our TP sits on a spike sticking up from a pull-out shelf in the cupboard opposite the toilet. That confuses the visitors. We have to 'accidentally' leave a bit of TP hanging outside the closed cupboard as a hint! The alternative was the installed holder behind and below the toilet - we challenge anyone to reach that with their strides tound their ankles. Mr B said his last pzck of TP in England didn't have the carboard thing in the middle - just TP all the way to the end!

easyweimaraner said...

since covid tp became precious & interesting in any way :O)

roentare said...

I like your humour "I am on a roll" comment. A great wit in your post

Hootin Anni said...

Now, this is a subject I never dreamed of blogging. You "GO" girl!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Trouble? Do you have padlocked holder? Mine just slips on and off - will have to add that to the collection of 'ordinary photos' I am building for MY TAKE in October (did you think I'd forgotten that project?!) This is a timely post, though, I was just about to order more TP only to discover that in the six weeks since my last order, the cost of the stuff has almost doubled. What's that about??? YAM xx

Ann said...

When there were other people living in the house with me, not one of them knew how to change the roll of toilet paper. As an experiment I let the empty rolls accumulate and the roll in use would sit on the counter. It always sat until I got tired of looking at it.
MY biggest complaint about TP is how expensive it has gotten.
For free cartoon type pictures I always go to

Rose said...

You never know what you will find look.

Mevely317 said...

RFLMAO! That image of your face on the TP is so stinkin' clever. Offhand, I can think of a couple people whose faces I'd like to see. (Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "P*** on you!" doesn't it?)
Seriously, a couple of these would make great gag gifts. Thanks for the chuckles!

NanaDiana said...

LOL-Back to bathroom humor! I remember when my grandkids were all about toilet type of humor. lol. xo Diana

Chatty Crone said...

Don't you find in this world today - if you can afford it - you can buy almost anything you can imagine???

My Mind's Eye said...

OH MY DOGS MS what a funny and timely post.
This morning my new roll was squashed too. Yes they are hard to change in the 1/2 bath because you have to be a contortionist to get to it. Crazy. Thankfully I don't have 24 of them
Hugs cecilia

photowannabe said...

HaHa...Giggle and snort!!!!!
The last TP I bought is not good. I misread the name and bought one of those 12 packs.. It's too darn THIN!!
We use twice as much..I must be more careful to read the label...
Can't wait to be done with this bunch.
I guess you can Google just about anything..HaHa
Love your picture on the paper..

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...


Thanks so much for the uncontrollable Monday giggles!

CheerfulMonk said...


Breathtaking said...

Hi Sandra, thanks for the laughs. This post reminded me of the toilet roll my husband was given on his birthday from our grandkids. I used to hear him laugh out loud in the bathroom, as each piece of paper had a joke written on it.

DeniseinVA said...

You are a hoot, thanks you for making my day with all these chuckles.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute post. I hate when they are damaged.