Monday, July 11, 2011

Cousin Leon

Leonard's 1st Cousin Leon Lives on the other side of the yard, he prefers bushes over the fence.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

"Duuuuuuuuuude!" the Monkey says when he looks down. "How much water did you drink?!"
  joke from Funny.com 

21 comments:

SquirrelQueen said...

That joke is too funny!

Leon is a cutie, in fact they are all cute. Tell Jake no more lizards!

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

great read and photos!
you just made my day, Sandra.
that lizard is so adorable!
the last photo is just amazing!

betty xx

Snapper II said...

Don't drink the water LOL. And be careful who your friends are. LOL

Kim @ Stuff could... said...

Your lizards have such interesting lives:) I love the texture they have with the bark of the tree, etc...

LC said...

Amazing photo story. lizard joke started my day off with good cheer!

Remington said...

Interesting! Thanks for the smile!

George said...

Leon is cute -- and so is the story.

srp said...

Surely, you can hear me groaning all the way from Virginia, can't you? Of course, this also indicates why legalization is probably not a great idea.... lots of goofy monkeys hanging around.

EG Wow said...

Thanks for the big smile, Sandra! The punch line took me by surprise. :)

Cozy in Texas said...

Lovely pictures.
Ann

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Funny one, Sandra.... It's one of those 'shake your head' kinds of jokes.... ha

Next you'll have Larry, Lenny, Lucy, Laura and Linda visiting your yard... Glad Leonard has such a big family.
Hugs,
Betsy

Stacey Dawn said...

Totally laughing out loud...
ahhhh - thanks my friend.

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

LOL! You had me wondering where this story was going to end, Sandra! That's a good one. Amazing photos, I especially like the last one. Thanks for the laugh!

Chatty Crone said...

Love your lizard stories and pictures AND jokes. You get everything working together for the good of the lizard! lol

blindpigandtheacorn.com said...

LOL-love the pics too!

Kilauea Poetry said...

AAh ha ha..so cute!! Love your story and your fabulous lizards today- all of them are terrific!!
Hey..I'm way behind on my e-mails but will be on it soon (thanks) didn't want you to think I spaced you out (hugs)~

Leontien said...

hahahahahahaha that was a pretty funny joke! untill the last sentence i didn't know what was comming! haha

Thanks for the laugh!
Leontien

Ann said...

Totally entertaining post. Loved the joke. Great shots of Leon. He's quite the acrobat in that last shot.

S. Etole said...

Talk about a growth spurt!

Mama-Bug said...

Way too funny Sandra!

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I hope you have a wonderful summer.