Leonard's 1st Cousin Leon Lives on the other side of the yard, he prefers bushes over the fence.
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river
and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that
he leans too far over and falls into the river.
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
"Duuuuuuuuuude!" the Monkey says when he looks down. "How much water did you drink?!"
joke from Funny.com