A joyful heart is like good medicine, a broken spirit will make one sick.
• Did Noah keep his bees in ArcHives?
• How do you get off a non-stop flight?
• If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
• If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Ok, I am sorry this is a corny post:
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
all One Liners from George Carlin