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Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men have one mood all the time.
Men can open all their own jars.
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20 comments:
Me first. great blog.
Some truisims and some not so true. He he he he.
Great post!
Sunny :)
Good-looking husband - great shots. Loved the feet-frame at the pool. All true!!!
Good stalking! ;)
What an AMAZING header!!! Too cool for school! I love the jokes! I knew the first one about arguments was my favorite, then as I read, I just can't pick one, they all crack me up! I WILL be copying these and record them on the prayer line, it's good for after Valentine's Day, and they are priceless! I think my favorite picture of Bob is the one with his head just above water. He's got such a devlish glint in his eyes, and is giving you such a look!! Are those your toes? I did go back and read your older post, and I'm glad I did, because that was before we got to know each other. One thoing I notice is how georgous his hair is! You kinda want to run your fingers through it. I understand the Tom Sawyer thing, that's funny! About the grits being them or it: Paula Dean refers to lots of food items as HIM!! Go figure. This post was lots of fun. I take it Bob likes to fly remote controled planes? Phil is extremly in interested in that. I bought him one a couple years ago, and it is too hard to learn, he even practiced with lessons on the computer, but still can't get the hang of it. He's had all kinds of real cheap little gizmo planes, but has never been able to find an easy remote controlled one. So now he's just stuck with the little indoor flying saucer.
Wonderful blog and I like the Spouse Speak as well. Rich didn't like his picture taken either. Good stalking....keep it up.
Carole
Great photos Sandra and so much truth in your posts! And all very funny.
My hubby doesn't like having his picture taken either. I really like the first one taken between your feet.
Adorable-and hilarious too!!
Love the rose shots below-makes me long for summer.
Re: Snapper ii's comment.....Spoken like a man! :-)
Good blog. Keep stalking. I am three blogs behind I see. Gotta catch up!
Most of these are so true!
Love these. I must confess though that there are some things a man can do that I can do also. Living alone I have to open all my own jars but I've got gadgets and tricks to help. I can also play with toys my whole life and I refuse to give them up.
Hello,
Fun post, I am not sure if they are all correct. I can pack one suitcase for traveling too. My hubby can be very moody. I love your photos, Bob is really photogenic too. Take care, have a great day!
Hari Om
Great shots of Bob... But as a single woman, like Ann, I have done many things that are supposedly male...and have always packed light, so I'm afraid the wording falls a bit dead for me... YAM xx
Ohhhhh, I'm giggling and nodding like a bobblehead again. So Tom's not the only one? The only thing he's not is having one mood. (I never know!)
That last picture of Bob mimicking the pigeon is precious.
Okay, now I'm off to more Spouse Speak!
So true MS. Mothers read the faces and voices of their children and can often tell more from those than from talking to them. We ask more questions when talking to anyone
Hugs Cecilia
I don't remember it, and I love it. I'm so glad you re-posted it! And it is ALL VERY TRUE! My favorite is about the arguments. How on earth did the last shot happen, with Bob spreading his arms? I have thought of going back to old posts that got almost no comments and re-posting them, that is a great idea!
Those were funny and mostly true!
I love it! ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕
Yes, very true! Thanks for the relink and I loved this post.
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