All Comments are from Dictionary of Womanese
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men have one mood all the time.
Men can open all their own jars.
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