This is my Redneck Fireplace.... Bob has a set of two of these, they are pots for melting lead.
I was snapping and whining "it JUST will NOT burn, all it is doing is smoking.... Stop! you will burn your hand, "I yelled as Bob put more pine straw on it.
Bob kept piling on straw and I kept saying "only the STRAW is burning, I want the cone to burn"
As he huffed and puffed and blew on the straw, it flamed up as I yelled
"be careful, you will catch your beard on fire. besides the ONLY thing burning is the pine straw, I want the pine cone to burn"
I said "stop! I want to burn it! Let me!'
He said " you know you are a pyromaniac"
I said "we already KNEW that!"
Well, we proved pine straw burns... do you think the pine cone will?
to be continued... if you missed the first one click on the pine cone label below the last photo