The Christmas Tree is down, the glass is cleaned and replaced.. You know I had to document it... My apologies to my friend Mersad for the following jokes.. and to all attorneys that might read this.
Taken from Disorder in the Courts.. thanks to my friend Lola for these. You can lay the blame on Lola Mersad, not me.
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes
Attorney; In what way does if affect your memory?
Witness: I forget
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th
Attorney; What year?
Witness: Every year
26 comments:
Good Morning, Sandra.. thanks for making me laugh this morning.. Cute funnies..
Have a great Saturday!
No need to apologize Sandra! :D These are funny. Also I'll be a lawyer in July this year if everything goes right, so I have about half a year left to really make fun about them, before becoming one myself :D
Mersad
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We snorted with laughter. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
Hi Sandra, Excellent funnies! Thanks for the laughs. You have really beautiful glass ornaments. Wow. (no cats in your house?) Have a great day. Jo
Love the look of all your glass. I like the one that looks like a lightbulb.
I'm laughing over the jokes too.
As a long-time court reporter and now in retirement as a proof reader of legal proceedings, I have a whole file of crazy things people have said. Here are a couple of my favorites from real life attorneys:
Prosecuting attorney: I only have one other witness, Your Honor, just a short officer.
Q. Have you ever gone by any other names besides Jane Smith?
A. No.
Q. Are you married?
A. No.
Q. So you never had a maiden name?
A. No.
A witness was testifying about prior injuries he had sustained and recounted that in 1953 he had broken his collarbone while driving a 1948 Farmall tractor.
Q. Did that tractor have power steering?
The thing that is bad, these probably happened!
A great way to start my day having a good laugh when visiting your blog. Thanks Sandra :) Your collection of glass is gorgeous!
i did love the pitiful testimonies and questions. :)
oh, like the new header, too!
ha! ha! ha! thanks for the giggles! love all your glass. I wish all my Christmas was back in the attic, but it's not.
it's another gorgeous day here and the birds are singing! :) hope you're having another sunny day!
I always love your glass and lights! The jokes were great too! Happy weekend.
Great new header! And I worked in a Law Office as a Legal Secretary for several years up in Alaska. Your "question-answer" session is hilarious!!
Hilarious!!!!!
I do so love all your sparkling glass!! Glad you kept the strand of white lights! I hope to take the kitchen tree down today and clean up. Then just 3 more trees to go!!!
mol mol mol I might need to hire your attorney friend if I'm closed in a drawer again. Never fear that saga will be revisited many times so someone never ever forgets.
Your glassware is beautiful
Hugs Madi your bfff
LOVE the dumb lawyer jokes!!! Your glass looks so pretty all lined up. One of our doctors said they are leaving their Christmas decorations up at home until the middle of Feb. That sounded good to me, anything to avoid work! So ours are still all up (we didn't have a tree anyway because of the cats) and I am enjoying them through the bleak winter. When I take everything DOWN, I will put Easter UP! It comes early this year.
Ha! I bet you could hear me giggling all the way down there in Bradenton. :))
i really like the new header!! well done.
haha great funnies, thanks for the giggles.
love all your glass, sandra. simply gorgeous.
I like your glasses photos,they have a warm look to them.
Thanks for the giggle. Sometimes people really do say the craziest things.
Your glassware is so shiny and pretty. Love the way you show it off.
It's a relief when the Christmas stuff is finally put away but at the same time I miss the lights and sparkle.
Our neighborhood looks so dull now.
Your glass looks so pretty. The lights are a great addition. Thanks for the laughs.
Thanks for the laughs sweet Sandra. You sure have a lot of beautiful things. I just love your glassware it is beautiful. Hugs
I still have all of my Christmas up except I did take all of the decorations off the tree that is in the living room with the angels on it. I had hoped that my husband would take the tree down today, but I guess he wasn't up to doing it today! lol So Christmas is still going on at my house! lol
Love all the glass things, looks very nice.
It's satisfying to see everything clean and sparkling. Your glass items must give you a lot of pleasure. I love my mirrors and candles/lights reflecting in them too.
The lights with your glass looks so pretty. I finally finished taking down all the ornaments from the big trees. One was done last weekend and I finished the second one on Sunday. House looks back in order.....except for those boxes in my office that I have to go through.
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