A duck walks into a pharmacy and says "do you have any chapstick?"
When the pharmacist hands it to the duck he says,
Thanks, just put it on my bill.....
Which side of the duck has the most feathers?
The outside..
A man in a movie notices what looks like a duck sitting next to him. "Are you a duck? the man says surprised?
Yes...
Then what are you doing at a movie?
Well, said the duck, I liked to the book....
18 comments:
Hello Sandra, cute funnies and cute ducks. Enjoy your weekend!
I love it when I can start my day with corny jokes. These are cute and your duck pictures are awesome. Love the ones with the wings spread out
very cute jokes and photos, too.
Cute pictures and I enjoyed the jokes! Have a nice weekend.
Great images...I should start collecting jokes for Lorelei...she would like these.
Great pictures.
I love your archive diving. These are great photos and those ducks are so pretty.
Ha! Cute jokes, Sandra!
I love ducks. I wish I had some on my pond!
Great use of the archives!! Thanks for the ducky giggles!
Fabulous photos and a wonderful pretty subject. My hubby has carved many of these and we have them on show in our home. God is so good in every detail. xx
Your photos are just fabulous- like usual. And I love the jokes - just put it on the bill.............hope you are feeling better.
cute jokes and excellent shots!
:) haha
You are too funny. Love the photos.
Awesome photos made even better by having a chuckle or two while enjoying them!
YOU are the BEST!!!
I still miss my mallards. :) wonderful photos!
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