Ode to Shrink Wrap

Monday Noon by Doctor

Wed Noon did it myself

I took photos of under the bandage, but to gross to post, email if you want to see it Rose and Ginny...I know you do.

Thursday 1 pm by Urgent care walk in, it was hurting and looking UGLY, so let them check it

About The Fall.... I got agitated, in the way old people do, over NOTHING, and totally forgot my feet were still damp, and the white tile is slick when feet are wet.

Right leg slid backwards and threw me into the edge of the door. 

Down like a felled tree, on right knee, door edge got my arm, both wrist caught my full weight, Shoulder and head hit.. Knocked the breathe out of me.

Left arm 3 bad cuts, 2 sprained fingers, one sprained wrist, one bruise on shoulder

Left knee, direct hit on the ball, leaving fluid that is still there, looked like  a softball.

Right arm, sprained wrist, bruise on top of hand, 2 sprained fingers plus reinured the knuckle from weeks ago

   Its been Fun... Ice pack galore and as I was enthroned, a poem came to me

Ode to Shrink Wrap

While perched upon my throne, 

feeling the pain in every bone, 

I realized the TP was gone!

When reaching inside the cabinet door

 I realized it would hurt  more

 as I dragged the package out on the floor.

 the *&%$# indestructible shrink wrap would require much much more.

the finger action required, just might require scissors.

For that I would need a Wizard! 

PEE SS I did get it open, without scissors, but oh My be glad you could not HEAR me.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Or NOT!  I do look like a witch and so do the hands.. Where is da hat

The answer to Annies Scavenger hunt yesterday is below.

Mary's knees on my ceramic Statue that lives year round in the book case under the TV.