Two Toes and a Finger

 

 

 I injured my pointer finger. The one on the Right Hand, Right?

The one I use for everything.

 

Remember when I cut my toe stepping out of the pool  last month or maybe 2 months back?

Before that toe healed, I turned off the 6 outlet extension cord to reboot the internet modem, by using  my big toe on the other foot, and cut the little toe.

That mean Big toe on left, small toe on right

WOWIE....OWIE!

that meant another week of not wearing my walking shoes. 

2 days later, during a storm, Big was under the desk, on my feet. Ready to stand I realized if I rolled the chair back, it would crush his foot, I twisted and turned sideways and the chair castor went up on my big toe on the foot with with the little toe injury.

It carved out a chunk on top of big other Big toe and hurt like you know what, causing a few HBO words.

Pretty sure it was broken. and real sure it was bleeding.

Now I have 2 big toes, one little toe, that will not fit in a show except for sandals.

THEN again!

3 days later,

While raising the window in the bedroom to let the house air out, because we got ONE DAY with wind and temps in the high 60's, 

I did not know the window was locked, I NEVER lock it, 

Bob swears he did not. 

HUMMMM

I shoved up really hard because the window sticks,

 causing my knuckle where the pointer finger connects to the palm to snap and swell really Big.

Later that day I picked up prescriptions, also a pain. just a different pain

.

The pharmacist asked what was wrong as he watched me try to sign for the prescription's

He looked at it and moved it around and up and down 

and assured me it was not broken, and said, if it were, ER would  just 

immobilize it and he said you can do that yourself.

Toes are important!

But POINTER FINGERS ARE VERY IMPORTANT

to be continued because I am trying to keep my post shorter...find out  

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