Chair Chat

On the road to the Pier on Anna Maria Island, most of the homes had colorful chairs at the ready, waiting for someone to sit and chat.

“I had three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society”. Henry Daivd Thoreau

The Chair Joke

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." 

 

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words:

"What chair"

“Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.” Fred Lebowitz

What do you do when your chair breaks???

Call a Chairman