What is Santa's primary language? North Polish.
Here he comes, Sandra Claus' husband, Santa Bob. Monday through Friday at 5:30 AM, Sandra Claus and Santa Bob hit the local YMCA for exercise. Santa is building strength to drive his sleigh
Don't worry, Santa Bob is safe, he is guarded by a snowman lifeguard. today was 37 degrees, but the pool is heated. The photographer was freezing. What do you think will happen if the snowman dives in to save him?
Santa's sleigh jingles too much. He won't win the No Bell Prize!