A: Because he couldn't find a date
A: Because he saw the salad dressing
A: Tomato paste!
Q: Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea !
MadSnapper, AKA Bloviator: "bloviate: to speak or write verbosely, typically not about anything important. Quote in header by Emery Austin
Friday, February 18, 2011
Bucket Garden Part Three
We had a wonderful rain and these are all Madly Snapped Shots of rain drops on the tomato plants in the bucket garden that hold the droopy heads of the four yellow blooms.
Q: Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date
Q: Why Did The Tomato Blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato paste!
Q: Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea !
A: Because he couldn't find a date
A: Because he saw the salad dressing
A: Tomato paste!
Q: Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea !
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That first one is my favorite. Thanks for those jokes this morning I needed a good laugh. We've got heavy fog here this morning; but atleast it's warm.
These are beautiful! I love the light and the big round drops barely hanging on!
I can't believe I'm saying this but I've missed your corny (make that tomato) jokes! Love the raindrops on the leaves. What, no blooms?
Best,
Bonnie
Beautifully caught waterdrops!
Beautiful pictures, Sandra... We had a few drops of rain this morning --but not enough to clean the bird poop off of our deck... ha ha (Wanna take pictures of that, Miss Snapper????? ha ha)
Your tomato plants look so healthy... Love seeing the drops on the leaves...
Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy
I really like these macros of the raindrops on the tomato plants. Very well done.
Love rain drops on leaves and flowers. I don't know what there was more of in this post, tomatoes or corn.
Sandra, what abuse about your jokes you get but in truth they DO make us smile and that's what's needed more of EVERYday. Thanks.
Those were cute jokes!! I think these macros are pretty..love the second and all the fuzzy stuff on the leaves with droplets-:)
So pretty.Now I don't know which I like better,the pictures or the jokes.Thanks for both.
Such refreshing in the rain ...
and of course I'll have to share these riddles with my grandson!
Ohhh, tomato paste! Can you hear me groaning and laughing at the same time.
I always love water droplets on plants and flowers, great shots Sandra.
The picture of the tomato with the dew drops makes one feel that you could reach out and touch the dampness.
The jokes are a hoot. I am going to read them to my husband. Are you on Barbara's BB Blog? Your picture looks familiar. If so, I am Aliene.
Love seeing pictures of water drops, I don't know what it is about them but I sure do like them.
Your jokes just crack me up.
Great Photos. I love the Jokes also.
The idea of tomatoes and the plants has not yet even crossed my mind. I'm just hoping some of the plants I slaved over last year will show up again.
are these indoor tomatoes or last year's photos?
Nothing as good as a tomato pun, unless it is one of those "kitchen sink" tomato sandwiches . . . you know, white bread, mayo and a whole home-grown tomato sliced between the two pieces of bread.
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