A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.
The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?"
"You're not drinking enough water."
21 comments:
I love old bottles like those, I have a few that came from the dirt too but they are not as pretty as yours.
That is a lovely collection. My daughter collects blue bottles.
I love the header, of course all of the photos are beautiful. You've realy done great with the light.
I had forgoten I gave you some of these bottles.
I llove the joke. "Dr it hurts when I do this, (answer) don't do that". LOL
Love, love, love your glass and the images you have captured!
Great joke AND I love your new blog header photo - and the bottles. Gorgeous light!
Wonderful collection of old bottles Sandra. I only have a couple but it's a start!
Great bottles wonder what they contained?
These are so neat! My sister collects bottles also
kim
Good one! It IS so important to drink a lot of water! I love old bottles they are beautiful. Love the pics, my friend!
Of course you must know that I have bottles in my kitchen, too!! I love yours. Did you dig them up?? How on earth would you even go about that?? You can't just go in the woods and start randomly digging....My favorite is the two amber bottles, divine!!! And look at the reflection on the shelf of the one!!!!!
Old bottles are interesting glass. Up in Jerome, Arizona I bought a necklace one year that has been made out of old wine bottles of the past. Or so they said when I was there. Maybe that was just to get me to buy it. It worked.
Klauea Poetry advised me to look at your blog! Very interesting blog!
haha great story!
and lovely pictures of the bottles!
My sister would love those!
Leontien
Your bottles are pretty..I have a few old ones I picked up over the years as well. I enjoy them too. I think there is some logic in here- you need to drink lots of water if you take any pills! (Grin)- seriously. Well, I hope everything simmers down and you don't lose too many tomatoes! Well at least they aren't much trouble to get started again. Stay safe..the weekend is close by~
I have a couple old bottles that we found in my yard but nothing as nice as those.
These bottles are so pretty.I like all the bright colors.
Old bottles are so fascinating.
Beautiful pictures and unique oil lamps and bottles. I have 5 ... one my uncle got from on board a ship.
I love your glass bottles and would love them to make a bottle tree! And your joke was great!
sandie
Now, if only I could get my mom to adhere to this regimen. Beautiful bottles... does he have a special place where he finds these?
LOL, you can never drink enough water. My problem what goes in must come out.
Nice collection of bottles, the blue bottles are my favorite.
Have a great day!
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