Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, "Benny! Benny, what happened?!"
"Madam, please don't get hysterical," said the lifeguard. "I'm just going to give your husband some artificial respiration and he'll be fine."
"What!" Mrs. Cohen yelled. "My Benny gets either real respiration or nothing."
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Lifeguard#ixzz1WzHGHzgQ
20 comments:
HaHaHa...I guess I prefer real to artificial too...(:0)
Real is always good!
We know a lifeguard (captain) down in LA county, we'll have to send him the link to this post. That guy looks like he's having way too much fun.
hee hee hee. He sure does look like he is enjoying his job.
Ha! Gosh what a beautiful day at the beach. Enjoy the week!
Bonnie
Yes! This is protecting the dunes.
Here in savannah Ga the dunes are recovering. Now they want to put an asphalt path for these ATV's.
Go figure.
Great photos though.
ha ha!
lol!
i think he rocks!
...and of course, real is always good.
betty xx
Looks so quiet there, how relaxing. Great joke!
LOL ~ too funny!
xo Catherine
Ha ha ha! What a perfect way to start my day....thank you, my friend!
That young man seems to be really enjoying his work!
LOL....you crack me up...great photos...nice way to travel on the beach...
He looks like he's in a hurry to get some place. Maybe lunch? These are good pictures.
I love stealth shots of people doing things! He looks like he is more rushing to have fun than to work! Those big dune hills below, really interesting, I would think they would get eventually blown away by the wind. Graves, REALLY??? Perhaps dead surfers?
LOL I needed that : )
thanks for the giggle...especially since I used to be one a lifeguard ;)
Cute one, Sandra... I agree... Who wants 'artificial' anything?????? ha ha
Hugs,
Betsy
Thanks for the smiles today!
Okay I'll take real or artificial respiration from this fellow!
Well now, I never thought of it that way, I suppose real over artificial would be better now wouldn't it...lol
The guy in the picture looks like he takes his job seriously
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