I am Almost Sure, I used deodorant today!
Can you tell if I did?
Let me check one more time
OK, you are SAFE, I did put it on today. I take my pay for posing in grapes and cherries if you please.
Sorry, no photos today!
Did you HEAR ME? NO PHOTOS
Did you hear the one about the parrot?
***A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"