The Attack of the Chromebook

Every day, almost every hour of every day, I sit in my chair with Chromebook in lap, reading and typing and then I lean forward and sit the lap desk, with Chromebook on it, firmly on the ottoman.

Friday I did not do that!

Instead of both firmly planted, I chose to put the desk 3 inches off the front edge, then I sat the laptop on the wrist rest.

See illustration below.

 

Improper on Left, Proper on Right. got it?

I sat forward, sat it down, went to stand and

The desk tilted, the laptop slid forward, falling like a rock on top of my right instep,

bounced up and hit the right shin bone which shot the laptop over to the left shinbone where it slid down the left shin ripping wrinkled, thin, senior flesh as it went.

I howled and hopped and carried on while blood ran like water.

It Was

Don't Worry!

Really! this is a Might be a TAD exaggerated!

It only needed Two Band-Aids but it Hurt Like The

also,the right foot feels like a mule stepped on it and kicked me in the other leg while doing it.

I know how that feels because at age 12, I was kicked by a mule while trying to plait its tail because the kids that lived there told me to do it.

FOR SOME WORDS OF SYMPATHY! MAKE ME FEEL BETTER! 

PLEASE!