Appliance Attack

I asked AI for a woman being attacked by a washing machine and a refrigerator. I then cusomized the photos you see in black and white. When I asked it to create template for the Art of Blogging, the words came up using the word their where you see the word her... It gives the template but all of it can be customized, I changed this template a lot. 

I told it I wanted to do a post about Being Attacked my my appliances. 

Applicance Attack by MadSnapper

Our washer is over 5 years old. 

I loved it the first few days,

I have hated if every day since them.

It makes a grinding, struggling noise while weighing the items to figure out how much water to use.

The water is not enough. Just let me pick my own please.

It doesn't wildly swish back and forth like my old ones did, and in fact I have no idea what it does, but it doesn't do what all my washers did in the past.

It says it is an agitator. AND IT IS!

Now to the point of this post!

The darn thing LOCKS when I push the ON button. The first few months, if I forgot something that I wanted in, I just did not add it. 

I finally realized to push the on button while it was on and it would stop and allow me to open it.

A few days ago, the wash was done agitating me, and the light that blinks to say, Done, Dummy, you can now put your clothes in the dryer was blinking madly.

THE LID WOULD NOT OPEN. I pried, lifted, cursed and

came in the house and said

Well, the sheets are clean and wet but I can't get them in the dryer!

Bob huffs and puffs to match my demeanor when telling him,

walks out in the garage, yanks the plug out of the wall and

PLUGS IT BACK IN.

It popped right open.

Agitated because I did not think of that, and that he did not just say did you unplug it.

I am the computer person, but he thought of the reboot thing.

Reboot is necessary because the darn thing is a computer and all I wanted was an on/off button, and i got a Dashboard worthy of a Space Craft.

The worst part of it all, was the huge bruise I got on my forearm while battling with trying to open it.

Added to that, the day before, the refrigerator stabbed my other forearm not once but twice, using as its weapon of choice, the on/off switch for the light to come on/off when the door opens.

Even worse? this is not the first cut from the fridge!

This is 100 percent written by me. I tried to get AI to write a funny, sarcastic blog post and what a mess it wrote. I asked for a short one and it was twice as long as this and not nearly as good because it has no idea what it was trying to talk about.

It took me 3 times as long to fiddle with getting it to write a post than it did to do it myself.