Saturday Road Trip with Bonnie

My beautiful cousin Bonnie showed up at my door at 7:30 Am Saturday morning bearing eggs, fresh from her chickens you see.

She told me to be sure to wash them, and she handed them to me.

I asked why we had to wash them, and she said Well, the come from

ummmm their BUTTS

Bonnie backed us out of our driveway, while I squealed in delight that I could see my driveway in her computer.

I may have asked a dozen questions about the computer, but you knew I would.

is that arrow US? was the first question.

We drove for half an hour and pulled up to a gate.

Jamie is her niece, she is daughter to my other 1st cousin, Shari. The one where I could not go to a dinner because i was afraid to drive out there.

She said this is Jamies house, then she said Hey Siri, Call Jamie, it was 8 am on Saturday.

Siri, replied calling JOMIE (not as smart as they think(and the speaker began to ring and Jamies sleepy voice said Hello.

Bonnie said we are at your gate.

Oh, we are all still in bed.

I said On No, don't get up, we can come another time.

No, No let me put the dogs up and I will be right out.

And she appeared with two big Danes, she shut them in the kennels and said they would knock us down.

I was disappointed about not petting the dogs but then,

I saw a Pig,

not really big.

I petted and might have kissed a COO, 

Cow to you.

If you saw this face, what would you do.

Jamie started throwing hay out and 

there he was, a horse, with big eyes, looking for a cookie and hay.

Later on, I watched the horse whisperer do her trick,

she handed him a carrot; he took it really quick.

She bowed her head, touched her lips with her finger.

And the horse kissed her.

The Horse Whisperer can sew. She showed me the bear she made.

to be continued