Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury (an automobile produced by Plymouth from 1955 to 1989).
Israel's Triumph (a British automobile produced from 1921 to 1984) could be heard after the death of Goliath (2 Samuel 17:52, New Living Translation.
Acts 2:12 says Jesus' followers "were all in one Accord," a car continuously produced by Honda for 50 years
Psalm 83 seems to say that the Almighty owns both a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." -- Psalm 83:15
God may favor Dodge pickup trucks since the Israelites were warned not to follow Moses up on the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." -- Exodus 19:13
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| Imagination , Fantasy by the Mad One |
3 comments:
Yes, hurray for laughter! I love those jokes, and that they are coming from you. 😊❤️
Great jokes! And your last photo, maybe up to the imagination? To me, it looks like a ghost coming up out of the sea.
ha! that is fantastic... have a funny wednesday
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