Saturday, March 3, 2018

Colors Colors Colors


The last of my drive by homes from a couple of weeks ago. Yellow with red door, Green with white door and White with white door and white fence. In Florida any color is OK for your home.


I have a question for you all. When you are shopping in a store, do people ask you for assistance? 

In Wal-Mart, I was standing reading labels, a man about 20 years older than me, stopped and said

"Can I ask you a question?" I said Sure, he said "I have heard I can clean glass with vinegar. Do you know how I would do that?"

If you know me well you know I clean everything with vinegar. Over joyed to share my pet cleaning tips,  I gave him the recipe, directions etc and he said what kind of vinegar. I said come around the corner and I will show you.
He put the white vinegar in his basket and headed to the Dawn aisle. 

The next week, a man walking in front of me, stopped, turned and said. "Do you know where I might find a....um.... you know, the thing you hang around your neck and it protects your clothes when you are cooking?
I laughed and said Apron? Yes, he says, Apron.! I need an Apron.
I said I have never seen one in Wal-Mart and turned to leave, I got half an aisle away and turned and went back and said. "Try the garden shop. You know the grills and all the accessories."
He hustled off smiling. Leaving me to wonder if they do have them in the garden shop.

This happens to me at least a couple times a month in Wal-Mart. 



Friday, March 2, 2018

Dr Seuss Day - National Reading Day



A tale of woe, oh no, on no!

A tale of me, is what you'll see!

The washer sprayed water on our floor!
I quickly rushed to the Home Depot Store!

I ordered the new washer, then made it THREE!
The fridge, the washer, the dryer, you see,
were almost as old as ME.

The delivery was FREE but still woe is ME!
7 days was the delivery date,
I said oh my, how can we wait?

The 7th day arrived, we had barely survived.
The dryer was unboxed first,
when I saw the washer I nearly burst!

The new washer was bent, before it was sent!
It came unboxed with a REALLY BIG DENT!

We sent it back and waited AGAIN,
7 more days seems to be a really big SIN!



Join with Jake, it's not that hard, go to LLB in Our BackYard!

On National Reading day we can play,
for  its also Bloglands Dr Seuss Day.
Click the pic, to see what everyone has to say.

Come back again, because you see,
the tale of the washer and me, has more to be
continued....

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Plugged IN



Our Kitchen phone plug basking in the sun, gave me the opportunity to use "current" puns. I take photos until it hertz, then you can say watt are you thinking?

I hope you don't socket to me! I can't help it, I get all amped up!

You can't get away from my funny punny circuit...  I just can't seem to conductor a normal post for you. I need to work on my resistance...
I am off ohm now... just lost my spark..................