Friday, December 3, 2010

Phun Phriday Phamingo

what is a really quiet armed crusader called at Christmas? Silent Knight


Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down  (HO HO HO from Sandra Claus)

This is the pen I signed in with at my favorite rehab facility yesterday. Pulled the Coolpix out of my pocket and Snap! yet another Phun Phriday Post

and I leave you with my latest Grooooanner.....
What do you get when you cross Snow with Frankenstien?  SNOWBALL FRIGHT
HO HO HO...........AND AWAY SHE GOES.......STAY TUNED....THERE IS ALWAYS MORE!

22 comments:

Christmas-etc... said...

You got me laughing!! :) Thanks dear Sandra!!
Blessings for a wonderful weekend!
Ann

RoeH said...

Nothing like a good laugh at 4:37 in the morning. LOL!

Unknown said...

Your creativity never ceases to amaze me.
You are also a comedian, and very talented.

Unknown said...

Great image and love the corny jokes, always enjoy visiting your blog.

Madeline said...

HO, HO, HO....! GROAN, GROAN, GROAN!!!!
I love the blog. Pat just loves pink flamingos. He has been trying to get me to let him put some in our front yard for 17 years. I think he is just aggravating me. I think.....I hope......! I told him he could put them in the back yard, but not the front. :-)

From the Kitchen said...

Where's that hook they used to pull people off stage back in the day?

O.K., the flamingo pen makes up for the hmmmm jokes?!

Best,
Bonnie

Remington said...

Ha, ha, ha! Great post -- thanks for the smile!

DawnTreader said...

Well there's one thing I've never seen before! (a flamingo in a Santa hat) I like that photoshopped picture with the b&w background.

What Karen Sees said...

Ahhhhhh, nothing like a little Sandra Claus humor to brighten a Phun Phriday! LOVE the flamingo and you've given me a giggle to take me through my day!!!

Scott Law said...

Oh noooooo! There's always more??? Well I guess the photos are worth the pain in the brain ;^). This is indeed a Phun Phamingo and a good lesson to us all to ABC.

Christine said...

Sandra you're such a hoot! Have a great weekend girl.

Ginny Hartzler said...

This post is enough to cheer up even the grumpiest person! And I love that flamingo!! I was looking at it to see if I could make it, till you said it is a pen!!

Catherine said...

I love your jokes. Most of all I love your pen!!

George said...

You did a great job with the phlamingo photos. And I must admit that the jokes made me smile.

S. Etole said...

I've gotta start remembering to share these with my grandson!

Betsy Banks Adams said...

Oh --you are just too dadgum funny, Sandra.... Love your groaner jokes..... That 'pen' is so cute.... Looks like the Santa Roadrunner though.....

Great post, Sandra.
Hugs,
Betsy

Chatty Crone said...

The jokes were funny - you have a great sense of humor!

Must be from all your 'rehab'???

sandie

Ann said...

You just crack me up. What a cute pen that is. Have a great weekend Sandra Claus :)

Kilauea Poetry said...

Cute Mrs. Claus! Your header is a gorgeous splash of colors..some of my favorite- so cheery!! Hope you have a cozy weekend:))

srp said...

This is a cute and cheerful creature! I had to go to Firefox to see the last post. Safari is still putting You Tube videos in an awkward place in the templates and blocking out the Comments link. I have no idea why... it didn't use to do this.

SquirrelQueen said...

That is the cutest flamingo I have ever seen, he is so funky cool. That fellow would fit perfectly with the song lyrics I just posted!

Groan and double groan, but the jokes did make me smile.

Unknown said...

LOL! All of your 'groaners' made me laugh. I love a good/bad joke. LOL! And the flamingo is priceless!