Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no BODY to go with..
Why didn't Dracula have any friends? Because he was a pain in the neck.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? because they could not find their bats
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin..
What did the mummy say to the detective? let's wrap this case up....
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