Friday, September 16, 2016

I Say SHE hears...


I spend a lot of time 'talking' to my Tablet and to my Laptop. It is so easy to do. I wrote this poem

I have forgotten how to write,
Almost forgotten how to type
I might even forget how to walk
because now I sit and talk...and talk..

If you receive odd words on Facebook or in the comments I make on your blog, it is most likely I was talking to the tablet and Google Girl could not understand my Southern Accent.
I get a lot of giggles out of what I say and she hears..

In a comment I said blasting down the highway and she typed blessing down the highway. Sometimes I catch it and sometimes I don't..
My son posted photos of his elephant ears on Facebook..
I said.. all mine died and I love elephant ears.
Google girl typed.. mom and dad died and I love elephant ears.
I said I can hear the Plop
GG typed I can hear the plot and when I spelled Plop she typed plt..
Just Sayin




14 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

You comment on blogs with google Girl? I would never have known it...it is GOOD! Well, a few funny mistakes here and there, but not on my blog. Love your poem. I can talk to my new phone now!

Ohmydearests said...

ah! love it! I get the same with predictive text...

eileeninmd said...

Good morning, LOL! I have to laugh at the words put in my mouth sometimes. It is good to be blessed while going down the highway. Elephant ears is a plant, right?

I can make typos, from my fingers moving too fast.
Happy Friday, enjoy your weekend!

Mersad said...

It's all coming out clear at my end here :D

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Gayle said...

Glad you take GG with grace. I talk too and she would be hearing a few choice words from me which would of course only make things worse. BTW - love your new Fall header photo.

Marie said...

I'm glad you're having fun! You do have a wonderful southern accent. :) Kyle uses Siri on his phone, but I've never tried it on my phone. It's kind of freaky. lol

TexWisGirl said...

m.s. vs. g.g. :)

Hootin Anni said...

LOL....all of this...just plain LOL

DeniseinVA said...

LOL! Love it! When I talk to Siri she doesn't understand my English accent and often puts down a swear word that I know I haven't used. I used to send out some pretty interesting texts before I realized and now read everything I send out, just in case. I am always changing words. I started trying to speak to her in an American accent very s-l-o-w-l-y, and that she understands!

Mevely317 said...

That 'chat' w/ your son is sooooo funny!

My UNsophisticated Galaxy gal is growing hard of hearing. Either that, or she's trying to gaslight me. Most every time I ask her, "Call Tom", she'll say, "I can't find a match for 'mom' in your address book."
The other day I said something pretty nasty back to her and her response made me actually feel a bit ashamed.

Enunciate? Who, me?

Anonymous said...

I still haven't ventured into the talking part. You are so brave.

Anonymous said...

All am loving what you write even your poem.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Well blessing down the highway works....LOL! I don't talk to my phone, not my thing to do.

Ann said...

This had me laughing and I can relate to this. I have the same problem when I try to talk my email replies. I don't even have a southern accent :)