You are the PUN for me... Happy Valentine Day to all my friends who have a partner and Happy Independence day for all who are single. Be MY Valentine, all of you...
What Kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine Day????? Cauliflowers...heh heh heh
My Valentine Bob, said to me last week, why don't you ever wear your jeans mini skirt? WHAT? you mean the one I last wore in 1986????? that was donated YEARS ago. I said besides 33 years older and much larger, how do you remember this? His answer is..
I can tell you what you had on the day you were sitting in the truck talking to me on the CB and I stopped and got out of my truck and kissed you through the window for our first kiss.
He said "you had on a white skirt that was wrapped and had an opening and the flap was over and your long leg was showing. Can you tell he is a leg man??? Just so you know, the skirt was part of the waitress uniform I was required to wear with a brown apron. the place was called Country Restaurant... at least I remember that part.
SO WHY DOES MY VALENTINE remember what i had on in 1984
Never tells me he is out of toothpaste until I get home from shopping??
Or that he is out of the special Ultra Swim Shampoo that can only be bought at CVS, until his bottle is empty.
ALERT! You have just 3 days to create your Valentine... Above created by MadSnapper using only PicMonkey. Sending this early so you can get mine ready....