Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Reaching for the HO HO


49 degrees at 6:45, walking Big Boy, I dressed for success, Christmas leggings, fuzzy socks and my black coat sweater, yes, I wore shoes, but they were to worn/dirty to show....

when I slipped off the shoes, I aimed cell down at my feet, and thought legs look to fat,then I bent from the waist, held the cell for a BLINDSHOT....yelled KINCHEE and the legs were a little thinner.
(Kimchee tells La Phone to take a picture of whatever is in front of the lens.)

You might want to Put this in your memory bank for future reference. IF stripes go around ANY portion of your body, they make that portion look fatter.... Gnome sayin??




17 comments:

Ella said...

Oh, that was cold for you so early in the morning ... That's 5.5 degrees Celsius and it's cold for me too !!! You have nice Christmas leggings! Ho Ho Ho 🎄

Hootin Anni said...

It's 45° here this morning. Not going to walk anybody so, got shorts on. Colorful, fun, leggings you wear.

Ann said...

Fun leggings. I had my snowflake ones on yesterday. I did not know that about stripes.

eileeninmd said...

Hello, 49° is chilly for your area. I guess we were in the teens then. I like your Christmas leggings, very cute. Have a great day!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Nope. I avoid horizontal stripes like the plague... YAM xx

My Mind's Eye said...

HO HO HO
I AVOID HORIZONTAL STRIPS BELOW MY WASTE LIKE THE PLAGUE
GREAT LEGGINS
Hugs Cecilia

Ginny Hartzler said...

My first thought, before I even read this: Now you can wear stripes around and still look good! You are thin, but still are big in your mind. We probably always will be.

Ginny Hartzler said...

Don't make me go back to Wal-Mart, HA HA HO HO!!

Mevely317 said...

Ha! Around 14 y/o my mother enrolled me in 'charm school.' (Really … sigh.) The only things I took away were 1) the power of 3 (items) in décor and 2) Unless you're built like Twiggy, never wear horizontal stripes.
49* sounds COLD for Florida!

Linda said...

I’m so far behind in the leggings department!
Christmas is coming! HO HO HO!

Rose said...

I have known that about stripes forever and it bugs me that most striped knit shirts go around. I know it is to do with hiw the colors are knit in, but it still bugs me.


Love those leggings!

photowannabe said...

I definitely Gnome what you are saying...
No lines going around for me either.
Cute leggings..sure wish I could wear that type of things
But
Kimchi would be yelling...Too Fat...

Chatty Crone said...

No stripes for this girl.
Your legs and leggings are cute girl.
Is it true about yelling kimchee - the phone hears that - or are you kidding?

Anonymous said...

Whatever Kimchee is, it worked! It’s been nippy here but that is a bit cold for your neck of the woods! I bet Big Boy loved it though!,...:)Jp. Just what is Kim she?..I need to learn something new...

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

What a fun pair of leggings...but I know what you mean about wearing horizontal lines!

LC said...

Loved it!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute leggings. I always try to buy tops with the strips going up and down if I can!!!