I sat carefully folding my toilet paper, (about half of what I used in the past) and I thought I really need to cut back on my coffee in the mornings and that will save on TP.
Maybe I need to ration what I have. There is none to be found in stores or online. Even Amazon is out.
Then it occurred to me, I have 3 months supply of Maxwell House, and I am not giving up my coffee, Coffee is my LIFE, I can't move until I have that first cup and the 3 that follow. I am a 4 cup Mama.
I looked to my left, and smiled and thought one of the great things about having a tiny bathroom, is if I stand up off my throne, and move one short step to my right, I will be in the shower, which has a spray hose and VOILA, instant Bidet Spray.
Bring on the Coffee.
Sorry if this was TMI... (to much information)
Two rolls of toilet paper walked into a bar...
one ran out......
SORRY!!!! I am on a ROLL....
Don't you wish they had not canceled my TOPS meeting today?