Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Tuesday Comedy clubM

 


M.A.D.snapper

A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel. “I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. 
"I read online that some hotels do that!" “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts to search the room.
 He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc. “Wow, you might be right!” the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor.
 The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room. “You guys must’ve had a good time last night!” the clerk says laughing.
 Angry and confused, the man asks “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!” 

The clerk replies “Well, on the floor below you, the entire chandelier came down.”

https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/stupidity-jokes/?jokeid=1101


22 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

I didn't see that one coming! Swing on!

easyweimaraner said...

hahahaha... that is great!!!!!!

Hootin Anni said...

Lol

Tigger's Mum said...

Have you ever seen the British Comedy - Only Fools and Horses? I suspect some of the language will be confusing on the other side of the Pond - but you might get the general gist of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhYzfg7ug4

Ann said...

ROFL, too funny. I wasn't expecting that.

eileeninmd said...

LOL, thanks for the laugh!

Have a happy day!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Bwwahaahahahahahah.... YAM xx

Mevely317 said...

Like Ginny, I didn't see that one coming. Too funny, my friend!

My Mind's Eye said...

OH MY WORD that was quite an unexpected punch line.
Love it
Hugs Cecilia

Martha said...

Good one lol!!

Chatty Crone said...

You got me!

bobbie said...

Too funny!! I didn't see that coming!

photowannabe said...

HaHa...too funny and I love your emogis..., especially swinging from the chandelier.
Good job.
I feel like I'm right there with you this morning.
We have lots of little errands to do today...financial ones never are fun but they have to be done.
Hot and muggy and looks like rain but I'm sure we aren't going to get any. Maybe some in the mountains but that may have a not good effect with the dry conditions and lightning. I can still smell smoke in the air from the fires 100's of miles away from us.

Ruth Hiebert said...

LOL

Linda said...

You are so funny! I went to the British link! Loved that, too!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Ellie_In_Moz said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

jp@A Green Ridge said...

LOL!!! That's a good one, Sandra!! BTW, I love your header...jp

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Good one - you made us LOL!!!

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

Catherine - Mixed Media Artist said...

LOL cool outcome

DeniseinVA said...

Thanks for that :) what a hoot!

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

I'm catching up with all of your news...but had to stop with this joke! SO funny! You just never know! lol